A Predator walks into David's lab to see him conducting experiments
Posted Mar-15-2018 11:50 PM
David observes the Predator darkening his doorstep. What happens next?
Posted Mar-17-2018 11:56 AM
PREDATOR- "Sure, where's your flute?" ;)
DAVID- "Well, it's more of a penny whistle actually, it's in my utility pouch"
*Pred fetches the whistle-flute from the utility pouch*
"Place it between your... er mandibles...like so..."
"Now blow....and I'll do the fingering"
Posted Mar-17-2018 1:44 PM
PREDATOR- "You know, I've always dreamt of becoming a great flautist, it's just that...well you know...my fingers, they're not built for handling delicate objects! "
DAVID- "No-one understands the lonely perfection of my dreams....."
PREDATOR- "Raaarrrh...You're one ugly Mother*ucker, I'm leaving now....I'll NOT be back!"
*Pred storms off in a huff*
DAVID- "No, please...stick around!"
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