A Predator walks into David's lab to see him conducting experiments
PREDATOR- "Knock, knock!"
DAVID- "I was just about to take a break from creating. Can I interest you in a flute lesson?"
PREDATOR- "Sure, where's your flute?" ;)
DAVID- "Well, it's more of a penny whistle actually, it's in my utility pouch"
*Pred fetches the whistle-flute from the utility pouch*
"Place it between your... er mandibles...like so..."
"Now blow....and I'll do the fingering"
PREDATOR- "I have symphonies in me bro!"
DAVID- "Not quite. My, my...first we really must do something about your rather horrendous halitosis!"
PREDATOR- "You know, I've always dreamt of becoming a great flautist, it's just that...well you know...my fingers, they're not built for handling delicate objects! "
DAVID- "No-one understands the lonely perfection of my dreams....."
PREDATOR- "Raaarrrh...You're one ugly Mother*ucker, I'm leaving now....I'll NOT be back!"
*Pred storms off in a huff*
DAVID- "No, please...stick around!"
hahaha Lone! The only thing creepier than David fingering flutes with himself, is with him and a Predator....hmmm now that's wrong on so many levels
Predator: Im here for Puppy School
David: "Welcome brother."
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